My Brain Cannot Conceive How

Every Empire Eventually Falls.

What It Was Like To Kiss Matt Damon? You Know, It Doesn't Matter, Does It, If It's A Man Or A Woman. It's A Kiss. We Had To Show Affection In Some Places, Love, Passion In Other Places. A Kiss Is Just A Kiss. I Mean, We'd Have Our Fun. You Know, "matt, What Flavour Lip Gloss Would You Like Me To Wear Today?" When I See The Movie I'm So Proud That A Few Minutes Go By And I Forget That It's Matt And I, And Halfway Through I Forget It's Two Guys. The Arguments Sound The Same As Arguments A Guy Has With His Wife.

Oh, I Get It, It's Simple. Pg Means The Hero Gets The Girl, 15 Means That The Villain Gets The Girl, And 18 Means Everybody Gets The Girl.

I'm Not A Big Filmophile. I Don't Watch Movies A Lot For A Hobby. I Spend All My Time Watching Sporting Events. Because, Opposed To Movies, You Can Never Tell How They're Going To End.

I've Gotten Burnt The Last Few Years On A Couple Of Little Independent Films Where You Get Paid Nothing, You Work Your Ass Off, There's No Marketing Budget Except You Going On Every Talk Show. But You're Seeing It All Over. I Mean, These Disasters At Nbc, With The Morning Show.