My Brain's Just Full Of

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

We Are Always Making More And More Stuff In The World. You Know; Big Buildings, Big Planes, Big Boats And That. Will We Ever Get To A Point Where All This Is Too Heavy For The World To Handle?