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There's A Fine Line Between A Stream Of Consciousness And A Babbling Brook To Nowhere.

I Don't Really Have A Lot Of Appropriate Feelings For People On An Individual Basis, But I've Always Wanted To Make People Happy.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

I Love 30 Rock. It's One Of My Favorite Shows. It's Certainly The Gold Standard Of Comedy Writing.

I'd Just Love To Sit At Home, Wake Up At 10am, Go To My Own Office With My Dog, And Write A Movie. I Don't Know If I'm Capable Of Doing That Though. I Think I'll Just End Up Playing Minecraft And Self-destructing.