My Childhood Should Have Taught

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz.

Racial Humor Was About 35% Of My Act When I First Started. But I Realized That It Was A Crutch. What Brought It Home Was When Another Comedian Said To Me, 'if You Changed Color Tomorrow, You Wouldn't Have Any Material.' He Meant It As A Put-down, But I Took It As A Challenge.

The Most Important Educational Vehicle In All Life Is A Parent Figure.

If You Know What You Want, You Will Recognize It When You See It.