My Co-stars Aren't Bad Actors,

People Often Ask Me When There's Going To Be A Mrs. Zach Braff. It's A Confusing Question Sometimes Because Many People Don't Realize That My Mother Is Named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I'm Not Saying I Hate Jews, I'm Just Saying That I Think They Shouldn't Be Alive Any More.

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

I Think A Lot Of People Are Drawn To Seeing People That Want To Be Better. We See It In Ourselves.

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.