My Dad's Like, If Your

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.