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There's So Many Things Going On In The World, Babies Dying. Mothers Crying. How Much Oil Is One Human Life Worth. And What Ever Happened To Peace On Earth.

It's An Ongoing Problem, An Ongoing Situation, Life Is. It's Just Life, And It Never Stops And It Never Will. You Just Be Thankful For What You've Got, And Move On.

There Are Only So Many Notes So There Must Be Only So Many Melodies.

I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.

I'm Drinking Doubles Now That You're Running Around Single Again.