My Dog Has A Cough.

Probably The Most Memorable Even Of My Life Is When I Was Born. It Really Made Me Who I Am. If I Die, I Hope To Go Out The Same Way I Came In, But I Don't Think My Mother Would Be Into That.

I Mean, Some People Accuse Me Of Being Racist. I'm Totally Not, I'm Just Better Than Everybody Else.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.

I Don't Belive Oprah's Sexual Abuse Stories, I Mean Who Would Take A Black Girl When There Are Plenty Of White?

You Always See Black People Complaining About This And That, But You Never See Me Complaining About How Slow They Work On My Plantation.