My Eyes Rolled So Far

I Was Watching Television And I Saw How You Stick Your Fingers In A Person's Eyes To Slow Them Down." Grandma Mazur

Only Men You Can Count On These Days Are Ben And Jerry.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

There's A Small Possibility That I Might Be A Murder Suspect" Stephanie

Saved By The Grandma" Ranger