My Family Are Police Officers,

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.

I Wasn't Disciplined At All. As Good Of An Athlete As I Was, I Was Not Disciplined. Had I Had The Drive That I Have In Comedy, And Acting, And Writing, That's Why I Knew It Just Wasn't Right For Me.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

That's The Whole Key To Anything: Don't Be Afraid To Fail. And Is Not Afraid To Fail.