My Father Gave Me A

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.