My Father? My Father Left

Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To?

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

People Have Material Needs, But You Don't Need A Deodorant For Every Different Day Of The Week. You Don't Need Four Hundred Varieties Of Mustard. This Is What I Call Too Many Choices. There Are Too Many Choices In America.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.