My Father Used To Call

To Get A Roaster Clean, Send Something Like Baked Apples In It To A Neighbor. Neighbors Always Return Pans Spotless, And You Won't Have To Use A Blow Torch On It Like You Usually Do.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!