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On Myspace ... The Whole Demographic Of The Stand-up Comedy Fan Has Changed. It's Like An Indie Band Thing. People Think They've Discovered You.

For Me, Stand-up Comedy Is A Conversation Between Me And The Audience. I Have To Keep Them Listening. When I'm Making Jokes About Cake For Twenty Minutes, I Have To Make Sure My Audience Is Interested And Following Where I'm Going.

Without Valentine's Day, February Would Be... Well, January.

I'm A Comedian, Which Is The Opposite Of A Lifestyle That Equips You To Be A Parent.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.