My Fellow Americans, Our Long

I Hope Never To See The Day That I Cannot Admit Having Made A Mistake.

I Would Hope That Understanding And Reconciliation Are Not Limited To The 19th Hole Alone.

The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Are, And I Worked Like Hell.

In The Two Centuries That Have Passed Since 1776, Millions Upon Millions Of Americans Have Worked And Taken Up Arms When Necessary To Make That Dream A Reality. We Can Be Extremely Proud Of What They Have Accomplished. Today, We Are The World's Oldest Republic. We Are At Peace. Our Nation And Our Way Of Life Endure. We Are Free.

Humor Can Help You To Disagree Without Being Disagreeable. The Key In Democracy Is Not Necessarily That We Agree, But That We Participate....despite All The Heavy Problems- Domestic And International- There Is Humor. Humor Transcends Partisanship.