My First Assistant-coaching Job In

On This Team, We're All United In A Common Goal: To Keep My Job.

You're Never As Good As Everyone Tells You When You Win, And You're Never As Bad As They Say When You Lose.

The Problem With Having A Sense Of Humor Is Often That People You Use It On Aren't In A Very Good Mood.

If You Are Killing Time, It's Not Murder. It's Suicide.

Your Neighbors Will Make Judgments About You Based On How Your Lawn And House Look, And People Who See You Passing Will Judge You Based On How Clean You Keep Your Car. It's Not Always Fair, But It Has Always Been True. Appearances Matter, So Make Yours A Good One.