My First Car Was A

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

When You're Doing A Radio Show, You Can Express Yourself.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.