My Hatred Is Diamond-hard.

Most Of Those Who Spend Their Lives As Critics Secretly Wish They'd Be Considered Important Enough For Someone To Bother Criticizing Them.

I Was Exposed To Violence While I Was Still In The Womb - My Father Punched My Mother In The Stomach While She Was Pregnant With Me.

Unlike The Vast Majority Of People, I've Been Locked In A Box Like An Animal And I've Also Been On The Receiving End Of Bloody Thrashings, So I Feel Uniquely Qualified To Judge Which Is Worse.

I Think My Sense Of Humor Is Jewish. I'm Smarter Than Most White People, Which Is Kind Of A Jewish Thing, Too.

My Crazy Parents And Those Crazy Catholic Nuns Didn't Do A Good Job Of Forcing Me To Keep The Ten Commandments, But They Kept Me Forever Fixated On The Very Idea Of A Taboo.