My Humor Had Changed From

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

I Came Up In The Community Center. I Used To Be Physical Director Of The South Central Community Center In Chicago On 83rd. It's Still There. It Used To Be Around There When I Was A Kid.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

I'm An Entertainer And I Really Enjoy Entertaining. I Think If You're Going To Really Be What You Say You Are, You Have To Really Live It, Work It, Practice It, And Think It.