My Kid Was A Great

You're The Only One Who's Closing Your Eyes At Night. There's No One Else Who Can Do It For You.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

I Really Believe That You Grow Up A Certain Way In New York. There's A New York Morality, A Sense Of Loyalty. You Know How To Win And Lose. There's A Thousand Kids Outside, You Know Who To Push And Who Not To Push. There's A Sixth Sense You Develop Just Because It's New York.

Saving A Letter From An Old Friend Doesn't Exist Anymore. Everything Is Texted Or Emailed.

What's The Difference Between Sex And Love? I Have Four Wives And Five Kids. I Apparently Don't Know The Difference.