My Life Was Split By

Do You Want Me To Call You Celery Stick Instead Of Cupcake Or Honey-pie? It Just Doesn’t Inspire The Same Warm And Fuzzy Feelings.

I Don't Know, But I Think It's Going To Be Good.

Day 24. Situation Is Growing Worse. My Captors Continue To Find New And Horrific Ways To Torture Me. When Not Working, Agent Scarlet Spends Her Days Examining Fabric Swatches For Bridesmaid Dresses And Going On About How In Love She Is. This Usually Causes Agent Boring Borscht To Regale Us With Stories Of Russian Weddings That Are Even More Boring Than His Usual Ones. My Attempts At Escape Have Been Thwarted Thus Far. Also, I Am Out Of Cigarettes. Any Assistance Or Tobacco Products You Can Send Will Be Greatly Appreciated. -prisoner 24601

..sage Is Convinced One Extraneous Calorie Will Make Her Go From Super Skinny To Just Regular Skinny. Tragedy.

Seth Was A Wonderful Kisser. He Gave The Kind Of Kisses That Melted Into Your Mouth And Filled You With Sweetness. They Were Like Cotton Candy.