My Love Life Is Like

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!