My Mama Told Me I

I’ve Wrestled With Alligators, I’ve Tussled With A Whale. I Done Handcuffed Lightning And Throw Thunder In Jail. You Know I’m Bad. Just Last Week, I Murdered A Rock, Injured A Stone, Hospitalized A Brick. I’m So Mean, I Make Medicine Sick.

I Am The Greatest, I Said That Even Before I Knew I Was.

The Crowd Did Not Dream When They Laid Down Their Money That They Would See A Total Eclipse Of The Sonny!

Unknown Make New Friends But Keep The Old Ones; One Is Silver And The Other's Gold.

It's Hard To Be Humble, When You're As Great As I Am.