My Mom Just Told Me

Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue, Its A Necessity.

Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is Another Great Man In Prison.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

I Have No Plan Except To Take Care Of The People I Love.