My Mom Said The Only

If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably Still Fix It.

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

Dog's Listen, Or Appear To Listen. I Think They Hear Blah, Blah, Blah, Food, Blah, Blah, Blah. They Appear To Be Listening To You.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.