My Mother Could Make Anybody

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.

Victoria Beckham Is So Nasty, Why Doesn't She Just Go Home?! Her Dresses Are Beautiful, But I Don't Care What She Does. She's Mean To All The People Around Her. She's Too Short To Be A Diva. We All Use The Same Hairdressers, Make-up Artists, Limo-drivers And Greeters At The Airports In La And Nobody Has Anything Nice To Say About Her. They Say She's Rude. She Can't Always Just Be Having A Bad Day.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.