My Mother Enjoyed Old Age,

I Learnt Pity, Sympathy, And What It Was Like To Be At The Other End Of The Stick. Such Lessons Can't Be Learnt In Lecture Halls.

On The Way To Work Good-hearted Young Girls Sometimes Offer Me Their Seats, Which I Accept And Bless Them In Return, A Transaction Satisfying To All Concerned.

If A Dish Doesn't Turn Out Right, Change The Name And Don't Bat An Eyelid. A Fallen Souffle Is Only A Risen Omelette. It Depends On The Self-confidence With Which You Present It.

I Still Go To A Christian Priory For Retreats.

It Was Admitted By The Early Rabbis That The Sectarians Could Be As Full Of Good Works As Eggs Were Full Of Meat.