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Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.

I Won't Be Able To Do What I'm Doing Forever. There Aren't That Many Scripts Floating Around For Fifty-year-old Chicks.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

I'm Still Friends With All My Exes, Apart From My Husbands.