My Mum Always Used To

How Dare You Refer To My Beautiful Children As 'synthetic'. And Shame On You For Wagging Your Judgemental Little Fingers At Ivf - A Miracle That Has Allowed Legions Of Loving People, Both Straight And Gay, To Fulfill Their Dream Of Having Children, Your Archaic Thinking Is Out Of Step With The Times, Just Like Your Fashions. I Shall Never Wear Dolce And Gabbana Ever Again.

Don't Shoot Me, I'm Just The Piano Player!

People In England Are So Bloody Nosy.

Rock And Roll Came In And Changed My Life And Changed The Whole Music Scene Forever, And Then I Grew To Love R&b And Motown And All Black Music, Gospel Music. But I Never Dismiss Any Form Of Music. I Listen To Everything.

Like A Candle In The Wind, Never Knowing Who To Cling To Until The Rain Set It.