My Number-one Theory In Life

I Mean, If I Was Living To Please People, I'd Have Never Been In A Band At All. I Wouldn't Have Anything Awesome Around. I'd Just Be Bored.

A Weird Thing About Gossip That I've Always Said: "if I Weren't In This Band, I Would Never Listen To It." But I Would Go See It. It's A Band You Would Go See That You Don't Necessarily Listen To.

I Said To My Teacher, 'i Can't Be A Singer Because I'm Not Pretty Enough, And I'm Fat.' And She Looked At Me And Said, 'tell That To Nell Carter, Babe.' That Changed My Life Forever!

I've Had A Ton Of Fast-food Jobs - It Changes Your Approach To Human Interaction Forever.

In Moments When I Question If I Should Be Having Kids, I Think Of All Those Phone Calls From My Sister-in-law, In Which, 3,000 Miles Away, I Hear My Nephews Screaming For Her Attention. I Tell Her I Have To Go Because I Am Packing To Leave For Europe, And Her Tone Flatlines: "that Must Be Nice."