My Persona Has Always Been

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

People Have Been Frying Foods Since Jesus Was On This Planet, And There Is Always Going To Be Greasy, Fried, Salty, Sugary Food. It Is Up To The Individual To Walk In And Say, 'i Don't Want Those Fries Today.'

I Consider Myself A Court Jester - Motivator.

After I Talk To So Many People Who Are So Unhappy About Their Weight And So Depressed That They Don't See Any Rainbows In Their Life, After I Talk To About 30 Of Those, Then I Try To Walk Away And Pet My Dog, Just Do Something That Makes Me Happy.

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.