My Physique Is Down To

I've Always Dabbled. I've Always Nearly Written A Book, I've Always Tried Painting, I've Always Tried To Make Something Out Of Ideas, Really. It Was Never A Plan. I Never Thought, "right. First I'll Get Famous, And Then I'll Do A Book.

Hotel Bars Are Pretty Good. No One Bothers Me There. Restaurants Are Safe. People Are Quite Respectful When You're Eating. But What I Never Do Now Is Go To A Busy Bar On The Weekend, Or After 8 O'clock At Night. That's The Danger Zone. Also Being Trapped. Never Go On The Metro, Or A Bus.

You See Reality Tv And It's Not Reality Tv. It's Contrived And Everything Is Plotted And Scripted Nearly. Documentaries Are The Same And Just As Bad.

I Like Big Escapist Films. It's Odd Because The Type Of Comedian I Am And The Things I Do When I'm Writing And Directing Myself Usually Deal With The Darker Side Of The Human Psyche And Excruciating Social Faux Pas. I Often Deal In Taboos And The Subjects I Do As A Stand-up Are Quite Challenging. But My Film Roles Have Been Much More Fun And Escapist.

When Someone Thanks God, I Don't Get Offended.