My Rule Is To Save

I Try To Be Funny And Not Ignorant.

Stand-up Can Take You In So Many Different Places, Man. So Many Doors Can Be Opened Up From Stand-up Comedy, And The First One That Was Opened Up For Me Was Acting.

You've Got To Put Yourself In Positions To Take Away What Can Be Said.

My Daughter Doesn't Even Get My Humor. She's Like, 'um, No. I Don't Get It, Dad. Mmm, No, Not That One, Dad.'

When You're In These Movie Deals And The Studios Are Talking, They're Putting Business Deals And Packages Together, But They're Making Calls Based On Previous Relationships. They Go, "oh, Let's Call This Actor Because We Did This With Him, And He Might Like Him. Does He Like Him? Let's Piece Them Together." There's A Brain Behind That Puzzle, And I Want To Be The Brain.