My Shoes Are Perfect For

I Really Wish I Had Invented The Flip-flop. I Love Flip-flops. It's The One Style Of Shoe I Would Be So Proud Of Inventing: The Havaiana.

I Hate The Idea Of Natural. For Example, I Prefer Gardens To Wild Nature. I Like To See The Human Touch. High Heels Are A Complete Invention - An Extravagance. They're Far From Natural, But It's The Impracticality That I Adore. I Prefer The Useless To The Useful, The Sophisticated To The Natural.

I Love Deep Cleavage On The Foot. It Reminds Me Of Berlin In 1930s, 'cabaret.'

High Heels Are Pleasure With Pain.

I Perfectly Understand The Obsession With Shoes. I Myself Am Pretty Obsessed. I Have A Few Hundred Pairs Of Shoes In General, Because I've Been Collecting Shoes For A Long Time.