My Technique Is The Outcome

A Man's True Character Comes Out When He's Drunk.

It Seems To Me That My Mother Was The Most Splendid Woman I Ever Knew... I Have Met A Lot Of People Knocking Around The World Since, But I Have Never Met A More Thoroughly Refined Woman Than My Mother. If I Have Amounted To Anything, It Will Be Due To Her.

The Mirror Is My Best Friend Because When I Cry It Never Laughs.

Words Are Cheap. The Biggest Thing You Can Say Is "elephant".

Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.