My Views Are Heretical To

A Lot Of Humour Is About Just Enjoying Life And Spontaneity And Because You Make A Joke That Puts Somebody Down - We're Always Teasing Each Other. It's With Affection. It's Nasty Teasing That We - Not All Teasing; Nasty Teasing You Cut Out.

I Could Take An Umbrella And Balance It On My Chin Or On My Foot. And I Just Got Interested In That Kind Of Thing. And As I Played Games More And More And Got Stronger Physically, I Just Became More Coordinated.

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

Tension Is Wonderful For Making People Laugh.

Who's Ever Going To Write A Film In Which I Get The Girl? Me!