My Voice Is Clotted With

"this Is Me, Remember!" Retorts Suze. "i Know What You're Like! You Used To Throw All Your Bank Statements Into The Trash And Hope A Complete Stranger Would Pay Off Your Bills!" This Is What Happens. You Tell Your Friends Your Most Personal Secrets, And They Use Them Against You.

If I Behave As Though This Is A Completely Normal Situation, Then Maybe It Will Be.

Oh, This Shouldn't Be Allowed. There Should Be A Rule Which Says That People You've Met In The Gym Should Never Meet You In Real Life.

I'm Sitting At The Dinner Table, Wearing My Future Mother-in-law's Underwear. It's Like Some Twisted Dream That You Wake Up And Thinkl Crikey Moses! Thank God That Didn't Really Happen!

A Man Will Never Love You Or Treat You As Well As A Store. If A Man Doesn't Fit, You Can't Exchange Him Seven Days Later For A Gorgeous Cashmere Sweater. And A Store Always Smells Good. A Store Can Awaken A Lust For Things You Never Even Knew You Needed. And When Your Fingers First Grasp Those Shiny, New Bags...