My Way Of Joking Is

Indifference Is The Essence Of Inhumanity.

Even If Animal Experimentation Was Proved To Be Of Value, It Would Be Morally Wrong.

The Epithet Beautiful Is Used By Surgeons To Describe Operations Which Their Patients Describe As Ghastly, By Physicists To Describe Methods Of Measurement Which Leave Sentimentalists Cold, By Lawyers To Describe Cases Which Ruin All The Parties To Them, And By Lovers To Describe The Objects Of Their Infatuation, However Unattractive They May Appear To The Unaffected Spectators.

When A Thing Is Funny, Search It Carefully For A Hidden Truth.

The More I See Of The Moneyed Classes, The More I Understand The Guillotine.