My Wife And I Always

I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This. I Let Him Lick My Balls. So, That's What You Need To Get Close With Your Animal.

I'm A Panicked Karaoke Participant Because I Am Always Searching For A Song In The Moment. I Don't Have My Go To Song. I Will Be Driving Along And I Will Be Like, "that Should Be My Karaoke Song!" And Then I Forget What Song It Is.

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

I'm A Cancer; I'm Music Passionate. I Like Long Walks On The Beach.