My Wife And I Have

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

Sometimes Silence Resolves A Conversation Confused By Mad Misconstruction.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

In Life There Exist Two Classes: First Class And No Class.

I'm A Writer, And What I Do Is Write. I Wasn't Able To Do Anything Else.