My Wife And I Were

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.