My Wife Asked Me Once

The Kid Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

The Mark Of Greatness Is When Everything Before You Is Obsolete, And Everything After You Bears Your Mark.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.