My Wife Has To Be

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?