My Wife Only Has Sex

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.