My Wife Says 90% Of

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.