My Wife Says When I

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!

I Never Slept Alone Until I Was Married.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.