My Wife, Tania, Is Very

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

I Just Believe In A Huge Universe Of Billions Of Miles.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.