My Writing Style Is Very

When You Apologize, Try Not To Smile At The Same Time. It Ruins The Effect

Like Most Creative People I Don't Fit Well Into Boxes.

The Ratman Froze, Staring At Me. "why Are You Laughing?" His Voice Held Just A Hint Of Unease. Good. I Was Hoping That The Vampires Would Come For Me Soon And Save Me. You've Got To Admit That's Funny.

You Can't Save Everybody. In Fact, There Are Days When I Think You Can't Save Anyone. Each Person Has To Save Himself First, Then You Can Move In And Help. I Have Found This Philosophy Does Not Work During A Gun Battle, Or A Knife Fight Either. Outside Of That It Works Just Fine.

Somehow I Think Trophy Wives Wear More Makeup And Less Cutlery. But Hey, I Haven't Ever Met A Trophy Wife, Maybe I'm Wrong. Maybe They Know What I Know, That The True Way To A Man's Heart Is Six Inches Of Metal Between His Ribs.