[n]o Party Is Any Fun

Amongst The Learned The Lawyers Claim First Place, The Most Self-satisfied Class Of People, As They Roll Their Rock Of Sisyphus And String Together Six Hundred Laws In The Same Breath, No Matter Whether Relevant Or Not, Piling Up Opinion On Opinion And Gloss On Gloss To Make Their Profession Seem The Most Difficult Of All. Anything Which Causes Trouble Has Special Merit In Their Eyes.

It Is A Greater Advantage To Be Honestly Educated Than Honorably Born.

It Is An Unscrupulous Intellect That Does Not Pay To Antiquity Its Due Reverence.

So Our Student Will Flit Like A Busy Bee Through The Entire Garden Of Literature, Light On Every Blossom, Collect A Little Nectar From Each, And Carry It To His Hive.

Now I Believe I Can Hear The Philosophers Protesting That It Can Only Be Misery To Live In Folly, Illusion, Deception And Ignorance, But It Isn't -it's Human.