Nah... I Mean, I'm Already

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.

I Normally Ignore The History Channel.

You Know, It Shouldn't Just Be About Women As Heroic Figures Overcoming Things, It Just Needs To Be About Women In General Getting The Opportunity To Play A Multitude Of Roles, Telling A Multitude Of Stories - Just To Express Human Experience From A Woman's Perspective. I Hope, Someday, We Can Get To That Point. I'm All About Representation.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

In The Past, I'll Admit, I've Enjoyed Being Compared To The Protagonists In My Screenplays.